i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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