He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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