If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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