Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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