so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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