You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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