So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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