Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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