I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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