Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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