Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
she pinky promised me she was 18
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Help. Why am I so naked?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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