the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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