Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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