i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
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