i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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