it wasn't lemon gatorade
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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