We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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