A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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