talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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