I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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