let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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