Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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