Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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