she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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