Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My vagina just clenched in fear
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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