Too much gin, very little bucket
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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