I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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