Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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