...so i touched it.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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