No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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