Who did Billy Mays play for?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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