I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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