I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
