dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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