if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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