i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
