who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
