She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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