I hate your face
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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