Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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