: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i think i just lost a toe
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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