Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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