they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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