i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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