apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
