i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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