I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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