He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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