all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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