Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He passed out mid-signature
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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