But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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